Monday, January 12, 2009

7 things that closely resemble an encounter with a Himesh Reshammiya number

  1. 47 fruit flies at your eyes /nostrils.
  2. A 2-hour long, really intense acupressure session.
  3. A black head removal exercise.
  4. Ankle cuffs, straitjacket and ants in underpants. Simultaneously.
  5. A 15 km hike in one-size-too-small, wet canvas shoes with a little stone inside, on a really bad December night.
  6. Karela juice.
  7. Back to back Manoj Kumar movies.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

But I loooooooooooooooooooove Himesh Reshamiya :D

Ro said...

you spoke ill of himesh!

and you didn't even mention the dull sinusitis pains evoked by his high-pitched nasal trysts with uhm... lets call it "sound", for want of a classification suitable enough.
also, the sudden feeling of acute strain as your brain cringes and struggles against the continuous bombardment of the above-defined sound waves.

(it reminds me of that grandma's music in Mars Attacks, which makes the martians' brains explode and saves earth from being taken over by aliens!)

Chandana Menon said...

Dark brown eyes?! Well, really Hari Vedala!

Hari said...

Stare in Chandana Menon and find you! But careful eh, you know all those hindi songs about aakhon mein nasha and shit, well, its not too far from truth! :)

Hari said...

@Ro
Arrey! You're calling me names and you've added #8 and #9 to my list! This is 7 things only! Adding more is strictly prohibited and is punishable under law.

Ro said...

po bey! these should have been in the list of 7, instead you chose manoj kumar flicks(which i find very good and entertaining. and no they arent even remotely torturous.)and accupressure, both of which i find extremely useful. and no i am not speaking from experience.

TBHRBHRBRHBRHBrrrr.

Sudhir Pai said...

read it somewhere, a (donno the collective noun) of mosquitoes protesting the use of their characteristic sound and demanding a share of Himesh's profits.